Sucker Punch - Dry Wicking

Not a fan of sweets but still wanna help me pay rent? Spend 30 bucks on a t-shirt you'll wear in public maybe once or twice, but will ultimately end up at Goodwill or become a workout or an around the house tee. This one is made with fabric that dries quickly cuz I live in Florida where it's hot as balls and swamp ass is real. 

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Merch orders are made and shipped by Printful. You'll still receive tracking updates from me but I have no control over their process and/or shipping times. Their average fulfillment time is 2-5 business days. If you place a shipping order that includes merch AND goodies, they'll be shipped separately. If you place a pickup order that includes merch AND goodies, may the odds be ever in your favor. I'm honestly not sure how these will go until we try it. Printful may ship the merch directly to you or it may come to me and I'll let you know when it arrives. Mixed carts are tricky. The only app I've ever seen that handled it well is the one I built for Dick's Sporting Goods years ago. Unfortunately, we're stuck with a shitty storefront and checkout flow until I'm able to hire a developer to build it the right way. 

 All sales are final unless you have a valid complaint like receiving the wrong thing or it looks like a rat chewed it up. Please make sure you order the right size. If you order an XS and receive an XS when you really meant to order an XL cuz you're chunky like me, that's on you, not me nor Printful. We own our mistakes here.