Florida Man Menu

A delightfully average, 5in cookie cake. Ribbed for your pleasure. Be naughty and take it all in one sitting.

Melt in your mouth fudge for when your butt's sore from life constantly kicking it.

Oooey gooey marshmallows made with honey, star dust, and existential dread.

Conical confections for when hormones go berserk and your mood is as salty and sweet as your cravings.

These creations pop when they get exicited.

Cottage Food laws prevent us from doing much here, but oh the places we will go when we can make this happen.

Step into our basement and become willing participants in our random experiments. Will the strange concoction be a resounding success or a complete failure? That's for you to decide!

Our furry emotional support system deserves treats too.