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Time!
Quicky
is Half the Battle
Knowing
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Quickies are a chance for us to have a spontaneous good time.
Not like that, pervert.
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This menu is specifically for folks who want instant gratification.
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The Quicky menu includes goodies that are ready to toss in a bag and go. Easy peasy.
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Occasionally, you'll find EARLY RELEASE munchies before they're added to the Poison menu too.
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It's the ONLY place to find Raunchy Rejects and Sloppy Seconds.
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Rules
of Engagement
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Yes!
No
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Stop for a Quicky!
Week
been Icky?
or
Less!
Don't Stress
Florida Locals
Stalk our Socials
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Menu
Quicky
Quicky Time!
Goodies that are ready and waiting for your taste buds. If the goodie you can't live without is out of stock, you're shit outta luck. No Quicky for you! You're only option is to leave empty handed. But if you can stifle the craving and be patient, slide on over to the Poison Menu where you can pre order and in most cases, come back tomorrow to pick it up.
Not Accepting Orders
Delivery fee -
Min. order - $1.00
Free delivery above
Pickup
Delivery
Dine-In
Pickup Address: 3932 Balsam Drive, Niceville, FL 32578-1142
Quicky Menu
Crisis Cookies
A delightfully average, 5in cookie cake. Ribbed for your pleasure. Be naughty and take it all in one sitting.
This section is next available for ordering on September 20th at 9:00AM.
Mother Fudger
Melt in your mouth fudge for when your butt's sore from life constantly kicking it.
This section is next available for ordering on September 20th at 9:00AM.
Moon Mallows
Oooey gooey marshmallows made with honey, star dust, and existential dread.
This section is next available for ordering on September 20th at 9:00AM.
Crazy Cones
Conical confections for when hormones go berserk and your mood is as salty and sweet as your cravings.
This section is next available for ordering on September 20th at 9:00AM.
Panic Pops
These creations pop when they get exicited.
This section is next available for ordering on September 20th at 9:00AM.
Bumbling Brews
Cottage Food laws prevent us from doing much here, but oh the places we will go when we can make this happen.
This section is next available for ordering on September 20th at 9:00AM.
MadLab Experiments
Step into our basement and become willing participants in our random experiments. Will the strange concoction be a resounding success or a complete failure? That's for you to decide!
This section is next available for ordering on September 20th at 9:00AM.
Fabulous Floofs
Our furry emotional support system deserves treats too.
This section is next available for ordering on September 20th at 9:00AM.
Ready to order?
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Outside
Our Area?
Don't Panic!
We ship things too!
Click the magic button and teleport to the Poison Menu. Fill up your goodie bag and pick shipping during checkout.
