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the Corporate Overlords!
Battle
One batch at a time.
Every purchase gets me closer to freedom from corporate slavery.
I'm not greedy. My goals are modest.
Only $300 a day, keeps the despair at bay.
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Follow our progress below to see if we're failing miserably or miraculously beating the odds, which are NOT in our favor.
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Sassy
Support System
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Sassy Support System
Placing an order is the most helpful way to support us but free money is cool too. We're grateful for every penny while we're trying to get this silly bakery off the ground.
$0 raised
0 donations
No days left
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Makes it rain.
$1
Feeds us for a day.
$5
Puts a couple gallons of gas in the car.
$10
Almost covers a giant bag of dog or cat food.
$20
Keeps me supplied with weed for a couple weeks which helps me keep my shit together.
$50
Covers a good chunk of a utility bill.
$100
Helps me keep Bertha from being repossessed for a month.
$500
Covers half my rent for a month.
$1,000
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