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War

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the Corporate Overlords!

Battle

One batch at a time.

Every purchase gets me closer to freedom from corporate slavery.

I'm not greedy. My goals are modest.

Only $300 a day, keeps the despair at bay.

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Follow our progress below to see if we're failing miserably or miraculously beating the odds, which are NOT in our favor.

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Score

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Quicky sales tracking section

Sales Last Week

$83.00

Month to Date

$269.00

Year to Date

$274.00

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Lot Lizard Pickup Sales Tracking
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Sales Last Week

$19.00

Month to Date

$19.00

Year to Date

$19.00

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Dandy Delivery sales tracking section
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Sales Last Week

$15.00

Month to Date

$15.00

Year to Date

$15.00

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Postal Fairy sales tracking section

Sales Last Week

$13.00

Month to Date

$13.00

Year to Date

$13.00

Sassy

Support System

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Sassy Support System

Placing an order is the most helpful way to support us but free money is cool too. We're grateful for every penny while we're trying to get this silly bakery off the ground.

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Fundraising goal: $5,000

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Makes it rain.

$1

Feeds us for a day.

$5

Puts a couple gallons of gas in the car.

$10

Almost covers a giant bag of dog or cat food.

$20

Keeps me supplied with weed for a couple weeks which helps me keep my shit together.

$50

Covers a good chunk of a utility bill.

$100

Helps me keep Bertha from being repossessed for a month.

$500

Covers half my rent for a month.

$1,000

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